tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post4813612476685586121..comments2023-12-06T03:46:24.877-05:00Comments on Jumping at the Ground and Missing: Things I'm Afraid to Post About. . .Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-85075822225388151912007-04-10T22:16:00.000-04:002007-04-10T22:16:00.000-04:00Urine good company here, Gawpo. ^_^ Let's take th...Urine good company here, Gawpo. ^_^ Let's take the world by storm! How about a scapular genital cuff to round things out? ;)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-16502618447744851952007-04-10T02:21:00.000-04:002007-04-10T02:21:00.000-04:00Maybe we can get together for some marketing strat...Maybe we can get together for some marketing strategies. I have invented a urethral psalter. We can cater to dyslexic golfers, offering a guaran-teed "one-in-hole."Jacobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13649218320462858549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-54504444616016850802007-04-07T17:44:00.000-04:002007-04-07T17:44:00.000-04:00Winter, Winters, Winters, Winters - Perhaps you sh...Winter, Winters, Winters, Winters - Perhaps you should pull out all the pages in between. ^_^ In your non-existant hymn book, that is.<BR/><BR/>I'm enjoying the fluttering of eyelashish pages - that is a particularly enchanting image. And the secular breeze is just icing on the metaphoric cake. (or mascara on the metaphoric eyelashes)<BR/><BR/>I always know what you mean. We are kindred typoists.<BR/><BR/>I really think I should always keep my posts short like this. But I'm such a blabber-- uh fingers -- that that is probably not going to happen.<BR/><BR/>Have some more beer and comment away! ^_^Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-21595192942994023112007-04-07T17:38:00.000-04:002007-04-07T17:38:00.000-04:00So, that'd be 50 comments then. Soon.Whoa!So, that'd be 50 comments then. Soon.<BR/><BR/>Whoa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-84321621409223713752007-04-07T17:37:00.000-04:002007-04-07T17:37:00.000-04:00I meant "eyelashish" of course.You know, like an e...I meant "eyelashish" of course.<BR/><BR/>You know, like an eyelash.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-35237811677278616812007-04-07T17:36:00.000-04:002007-04-07T17:36:00.000-04:00However, the metaphor stands. The metaphor is a hy...However, the metaphor stands. The metaphor is a hymn book, fluttering its eyelayish pages defiantly in the secular breeze.<BR/><BR/>(Forgive me this pretention. I've had a couple of beers...) :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-43498235916186146052007-04-07T17:33:00.000-04:002007-04-07T17:33:00.000-04:00C and tawdry are on opposite pages of my hymn book...C and tawdry are on opposite pages of my hymn book.<BR/><BR/>Bravo. :)<BR/><BR/>PS I don't have a hymn book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-45953971226482628132007-04-07T12:30:00.000-04:002007-04-07T12:30:00.000-04:00Yup - we're off to run a bit, too, to The Witch Do...Yup - we're off to run a bit, too, to The Witch Doctor Store, as MuNKi refers to the homeopathy place. ^_^<BR/><BR/>Hope your call back is SUPER! Or do I say "break a leg"?Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-59711276379905878422007-04-07T11:52:00.000-04:002007-04-07T11:52:00.000-04:00Hells yeah we're still doing TED! But apparently ...Hells yeah we're still doing TED! But apparently Egan has "errands to run" - pshaw. Ok, I admit, I can't rumble right now either...I'm going to meet with a friend for lunch before my callback. Should help keep my mind off stuff.<BR/><BR/>I do the same thing with books - I'm always forgetting who I told could read it next. Oops! And I saw an adorable baby outfit the other day, too, and thought of the baby monkey. I need to stop hanging out in the baby section.<BR/><BR/>Have a great Saturday!armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-12512227610036760092007-04-07T11:47:00.000-04:002007-04-07T11:47:00.000-04:00MuNKi - if you do, please make sure to borrow Gawp...MuNKi - if you do, please make sure to borrow Gawpo's Pirate outfit as well. O_^ (<--eyepatch)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-75504675835030036052007-04-07T11:46:00.000-04:002007-04-07T11:46:00.000-04:00MunKi - This is one of many reasons why I will alw...MunKi - This is one of many reasons why I will always adore you.<BR/><BR/>Diesel - The tawdry story does not involve my new invention. It's a quickie about a college student who is infatuated with her prof. I can email it to any interested parties. I'll be checking out your caption contest as soon as my work here is done. ^_^<BR/><BR/>Amanda - I'd say he's a creative man, but he's just describing his last competition. ;)<BR/><BR/>Jaichan - What a hoot! I'm giggling like crazy! Next time you'll have to throw in a copy of "Chunky Asses." ^_^ I sincerely hope you're intending to find a way to blog from Japan. ^_^<BR/><BR/>TG - a story in Five Minute Fantasies. Yes, THAT sort of story. :)<BR/><BR/>Egan - too little, too late, I'm afraid. I can't eblieve you weren't here to partay with us. But it was fun abusing you behind your back. Prepare for TED!!<BR/><BR/>Mr. Fab - thank you. :) I hope to be rich any day now.<BR/><BR/>Amanda - can you believe he stood us up? That's all right, we're still doing TED, right?<BR/><BR/>What? Lay off blogging? Heresy! I think I can send you The Shakespeare Code when I get it back from my friend. I just need to make sure I haven't told anyone else they can read it first, LOL!<BR/><BR/>I think I've hit a gold mine with these shorties. ^_^<BR/><BR/>Egan - I saw a teeny tiny baby girl outfit yesterday that screamed "BABY LESSINGES" at me. Once again I had to exercise enormous self-control. I need to go look at my fabric.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-33359460523871309732007-04-07T11:42:00.000-04:002007-04-07T11:42:00.000-04:00Egan-Sage advice. Can I borrow your leather eye pa...Egan-<BR/><BR/>Sage advice. Can I borrow your leather eye patch?GuTTer MuNKihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10882640359998168068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-63040391862465193642007-04-07T11:01:00.000-04:002007-04-07T11:01:00.000-04:00Forty-one! I'm ready to rumble, but I'm also read...Forty-one! I'm ready to rumble, but I'm also ready for some bagels, new clothes, baby stuff, lunch, and other errands. <BR/><BR/>Do us proud today Arm.eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-43806150343511821892007-04-07T09:23:00.000-04:002007-04-07T09:23:00.000-04:00Oh, you're ready to play now, huh Egan? I see how...Oh, you're ready to play now, huh Egan? I see how you are. While you were typing your comment, I was trying to fall asleep. Not thinking about comment-off's or TED's. But I'm ready now - I've been up for 3 hours. Get your ass out of bed and let's rumble.<BR/><BR/>FORTY!!!<BR/><BR/>Candace, you were right about your short posts. This has exploded! Oh, and I saw your review on the Shakespeare Code - I wants to read that book!! I have been really bad - I have 2 books that I need to finish and write reviews for. But I haven't been able to bring myself to do so...maybe I should lay off blogging until I'm done. <BR/><BR/>Did I just say that?armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-47425250411553329672007-04-07T02:24:00.000-04:002007-04-07T02:24:00.000-04:00Shit, I missed out on all this juicy stuff. Don't...Shit, I missed out on all this juicy stuff. Don't fret though as I'm all caught up now. Yes, I'm ready for the comment-off and the TED attacks. Bring them on. I can't believe they played my song on the YouTube clip. To prove to you that's my song, the song is titled <I>James Brown is Dead</I>. Top that suckers. MuNKi, you better sleep with one eye open sir!eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-32354110912375136302007-04-06T22:54:00.000-04:002007-04-06T22:54:00.000-04:00Damn good news about the story! When and where?As ...Damn good news about the story! When and where?<BR/><BR/>As for the rosary, I'm just glad I'm not Catholic.Trundling Grunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03496714919635364962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-2849892122465240022007-04-06T21:51:00.000-04:002007-04-06T21:51:00.000-04:00Nigel got his parcel! He was very thankful I gave ...Nigel got his parcel! He was very thankful I gave him the heads up to not open it at work. He said his colleagues would have thought he was a sexual deviant... seeing as the magazines I threw in were called 'Partners' and 'Chocolate Mounds'.<BR/>My god, when I see him next month, it's going to be a gong show.jlmackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13163725832977870962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-82509193669030499052007-04-06T16:08:00.000-04:002007-04-06T16:08:00.000-04:00Oh wow, MuNKi! I love the visuals I'm getting wit...Oh wow, MuNKi! I love the visuals I'm getting with this!armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-37822523571065361832007-04-06T16:02:00.000-04:002007-04-06T16:02:00.000-04:00What's the tawdry story about? I hope it doesn't ...What's the tawdry story about? I hope it doesn't involve those beads.<BR/><BR/>I have another pic posted for my <A HREF="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2007/04/is-there-diesel-in-house.htm" REL="nofollow">caption contest</A>. I'm afraid I'm not as dapper in this one though. A little frumpy. You'll have to wait for a new background. :)robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-5624242503878618252007-04-06T15:03:00.000-04:002007-04-06T15:03:00.000-04:00Amanda-Thanks for the video link to Egan.I can see...Amanda-<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the video link to Egan.<BR/><BR/>I can see it now - He shows for the Ironman, runs in his dancing leathers, gets to the water, fires up the boombox, peels (strip tease style) down to his leather Speedo, glides into the water, stroking(!) smoothly. Even the sharks would shit themselves and get out of his way! When he gets to the end of the water course, he "comes out", boombox still mysteriously playing, eschews any water or food, shucks his speedo, slips on his leather G-string(neon of course), leaps confidently astride his bi-wheeler, (chrome with leather seat, complete with built-in camel toe) and flashes(!) through the course.<BR/><BR/>At least, that's how I'd play it.GuTTer MuNKihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10882640359998168068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-2317957832580450912007-04-06T11:16:00.000-04:002007-04-06T11:16:00.000-04:00TED is the best acronym EVER! "Prepare for Total ...TED is the best acronym EVER! <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVGoRVRxfZk" REL="nofollow">"Prepare for Total Egan Domination!....Ya'll Ready For This?"</A> (you only need to watch the first 55 seconds or so to know what I'm talking about).armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-88062993785518211772007-04-05T23:54:00.000-04:002007-04-05T23:54:00.000-04:00HAHAHA!! Total Egan Domination! (or TED as we like...HAHAHA!! Total Egan Domination! (or TED as we like to call it) Something tells me he's going to like that. }:-) Maybe you should check out that bar with Jaichan and Nigel to get some ideas. ^_^Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-50905611668194683002007-04-05T23:07:00.000-04:002007-04-05T23:07:00.000-04:00Jealousy is not what I have planned. Total domina...Jealousy is not what I have planned. Total domination is what I have planned. <BR/><BR/>Shit, I really have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm just really hyper now. I should probably go veg out in front of the tv for awhile.armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-81346370062205908072007-04-05T22:50:00.000-04:002007-04-05T22:50:00.000-04:00HOOOOOOOORRRRAYYYYYY!!!!Well, that's the capper th...HOOOOOOOORRRRAYYYYYY!!!!<BR/><BR/>Well, that's the capper then. Egan will be sooooooo jealous! :)Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10869574150060699562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8664692.post-75030076942427207312007-04-05T22:34:00.000-04:002007-04-05T22:34:00.000-04:00No kidding! "Well...since we didn't use one befor...No kidding! "Well...since we didn't use one before, we might as well now!" <BR/><BR/>Go read my last comment on your previous post. EEEKKK!!!armalicioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15569772344297408167noreply@blogger.com