Sunday, November 05, 2006

Does it Count

as a Swedish massage if I put IKEA batteries in my vibrator?

Just wondering. . .

16 comments:

jlmack said...

Yes, it does. But only if the Swedish Chef is using it on you. Bork, bork!

C said...

Muahahaha!!! Bork Bork indeed! Or Pork Pork?

Was that hot chef Swedish by any chance??

egan said...

Is this the kind of sex advice you offer to your "curious"?

C said...

What, IKEA batteries?

Are you curious? I shall call you George.

Unknown said...

it doesn't. really.

C said...

No?

Alas, I fear that is the closest I'm ever going to get, since MuNKi's mostly a Krauty Mick.

C said...

Well, unless you count the time the Swedish woman gave me a perineal massage. . .

jlmack said...

Hahaha... that hot chef is of bog-standard, East Coast Canadian/British Isles descent. He's even sexier this year. My roommie made out with his nephew last week in our bathroom and pretended it was him.
Which was funny, because a)the nephew's girlfriend was downstairs and b)the hot chef was limping on Monday.
Hee!

ldbug said...

Ha! I'd say, yes!!

egan said...

No, this doesn't count. What sort of sexual enlightenment can Tall Chick offer?

C said...

Jaichan, you need to post or link to more pics of the Hot Chef. And, OMG, that is funny!!! :)

Ldbug, it seems like it should, doesn't it?

Egan, No? So the girls say yes, and the boys say no. What does this say about the genders?

Tall Chick can offer many things, depending on the forums, blogs, or social settings in which you find her. :)

egan said...

Very interesting. So no sharing here? Men are visual creatures.

~d said...

I say: YES!

Trundling Grunt said...

Trouble is that they're probably hydroelectric which could be a problem when the dam bursts.

muthacomputer said...

When I put IKEA batteries next to my crotch, i often say "Swedish Meet Balls".

So yeah, I don't see why not.

C said...

Egs - it's not Thursday, so no.

~d - another woman voting yes! Soildarity - er Solidarity!!

TG - 2 words. Rubberized flannel. :) *evil genius laugh*

Poly - AHAHAHAHAHA!! You're back in fine form!