Nothing I could write would be a poignant as Hemingway's 6 word story, which, as legend has it was "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." IMO that's his most brilliant work. (To be honest, I haven't liked any of his wordier stuff.) But since I was tagged by the lovely Claire, I'll give it a crack.
Here goes.
*clears throat*
*cracks knuckles*
*gets sidetracked and cleans the fridge*
(You know, if that was shorter, that would sum up my writing process.)
~~Disgustingly happy family junkie loves creating~~
Oh look! A chicken! (hey that could be another one for me, and only 4 words cuz I might get distracted after that. . .)