Showing posts with label mild photographic diarrhea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mild photographic diarrhea. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Disappearing Nine Patch





"Beware the Jabberwock my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!"

~Jabberwocky, Lewis Carroll









Gone!




OK, so what really happens is that you take your boring nine patch squares:



and whack them into fourths like this:


and then turn them however you like:





And then sew them back together. I was a little boggled by my lack of squares after reassembly until I remembered that I was turning blocks of nine into blocks of four. Duh.





Friday, May 02, 2008

Green Grow the Rushes-O















Sluggie got hit on in the library yesterday. She came to me all giggly and embarrassed about a teenage boy who had asked her to come sit by him at the computers to play Runescape. In case you have trouble keeping track Sluggie is my 10 year old. :-P It's really incredible to watch my girls climbing onto the cusp of womanhood -- carefree kids one moment, and so grown up another, with all that giggly in-between stuff thrown in for good measure.

May is here in typical Midwest fashion. You'd think that with 26 years experience in the Midwest, I wouldn't be foolish enough to think that after the first 80 degree day it would never be cold again, but I'm still learning. We had our classic warm teasers and plunged right back into the 30s. Today we're back in the 60s. At least it's heading in the right direction.

The tulips are blooming. I had kind of forgotten about them.







































And some little pinky white things are out, too. I don't know what they are, but they make enchanting little faerie carpets through the grass and woods.





































The Littles are playing outside, though it's thundering now. Excitement runs high!

Mollusc got braces and a palate expander on Tuesday. She's still at the "can't chew" phase, which totally sucks. Hopefully she'll be able to chew in a week or so. Food suggestions are welcome!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

A Rash of Pictures

I got BG addicted to this liquid crack a couple of weeks ago. I shouldn't have told her where to buy it, because then I could have extorted large sums of $ from her for it.



It snowed again last night.




I figured as long as I was out there barefoot in the snow, I might as well get a picture of the bench. I'm hoping to be sitting there, sweating, in 3 mos or so.





Does my pussy make my ass look fat? Wait. Don't answer that.


At any rate, he's extrememly pleased with himself.




No, sadly, they aren't hickies. I traced this mystery rash to my hogu tonight. I don't think I've blogged my sparring gear. Maybe someday. It used to make me feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when I put it on.



Now I have to come up with some sort of wrappy thing for the shoulder straps. Or go with the neck gaitor that MuNKi suggested. I think I'll try the wrappy thing.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Broken

Ooh, I got these uploaded the other day and then forgot.


A Prawn


large eggs


or not -- they're quail eggs from BG, my Amish-wannabe friend ^_^


one dozen of them


with soy sauce, water and ginger


= one dozen soy sauce quail eggs in a tiny bowl


A Prawn and a lizard


A Slug using my laptop


"Doez theze melonz makes me look fat?"

But now my computer has now decided to digitally chew on my pictures. So you get this:

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And this:


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