Jonesing

Weight: Let's just say I gave the scale the finger and leave it at that.

Alcohol Units: How the heck do you measure this? Glasses? Antioxidant Particles? Vats?

Chocolate Units: None, but quite possibly enough Reese's Pieces and Salt 'n' Vinegar chips for a week. :-P

Disappointed

And here I thought he was just a good actor all this time. But no. He really does fight like a girl. OK, that is an insult to all girls. He fights like a - well, British Blokes, I think you need to step up and defend yourselves here. I know you don't all fight like this. Do you?