Saturday, March 29, 2008

A Rash of Pictures

I got BG addicted to this liquid crack a couple of weeks ago. I shouldn't have told her where to buy it, because then I could have extorted large sums of $ from her for it.

It snowed again last night.

I figured as long as I was out there barefoot in the snow, I might as well get a picture of the bench. I'm hoping to be sitting there, sweating, in 3 mos or so.

Does my pussy make my ass look fat? Wait. Don't answer that.

At any rate, he's extrememly pleased with himself.

No, sadly, they aren't hickies. I traced this mystery rash to my hogu tonight. I don't think I've blogged my sparring gear. Maybe someday. It used to make me feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when I put it on.

Now I have to come up with some sort of wrappy thing for the shoulder straps. Or go with the neck gaitor that MuNKi suggested. I think I'll try the wrappy thing.


kitkat said...

I think your pussy is cute! (it looks like mine!) But seriously, our kitties are almost identical, and he likes to settle in between my legs like that too.

We got some snow too. So much for this whole spring thing.

Simon Sterwin said...

Given my prediliction for puns, I'm going to refrain from any comment on this post, C.

(Though in so doing, I may make purrfect ass of myself.)


Michael C said...

I'm afraid to say much. Uh, the syrup was interesting...


egan said...

I think your pussy is cute, I don't have one so I will have to admire yours. Meow. Give Gutter MuNKi my best.

tshsmom said...

If it's any consolation, we got fresh snow too. We also have 3 ft snowbanks that haven't melted yet. Feel better now? ;)

Gawpo said...

Okay. I DO care who you are, and that right there is funny!

Trundling Grunt said...

I never got into golden syrup. I'm more into tart things myself.

Slade said...

oh my gosh I think I wet my pants on the Pussy one!

Claire said...

Your pussy is cute and you definitely don't have a fat ass fer cryin'outloud! What's a hogu? Is that the protective gear or the act of sparring?

Candace said...

Kitkat - You gotta love the orange pussies. They're so lovey. :) Bleh. I'm so ready for Spring. Today is grey and wet, but at least it's warm! 55! Woo hoo! :)

Simon - I'm glad you were fgeline punny enough to let loose a little. ^_^

Michael - It's very sticky. *snicker*

Egan - feel free to admire my pussy anytime. You know it loves you. ;)

Tshsmom - Urrrrrgggh! That sucks. Yes, I'm definitely feeling better about our weather now, thank you! :)

Gawpo - I thought you'd be able to enjoy the pussy puns. ^_^

TG - Thank goodness! Think of the mess if you had!! ;) But seriously, NO??!?!? I can see the tart attraction, but isn't there room for more than one vice?

Slade - Glad to be of service. ^_^

Claire - But I do have a fat pussy. Well, one of them is kinda plump. ^_^ A hogu is a chestguard for sparring. The shouldermathingginggys seem to be rubbing on my neck. Eck.

egan said...

It's getting hot in here.

Candace said...

Are you in the kitchen?

egan said...

Nope, but I can be. I'm disrobing right now.

Candace said...

You have to be naked to go in the kitchen? Well, I guess it cuts down on stains.