Saturday, November 04, 2006

In My Next Life. . .

. . .maybe I will be a sex therapist. I've been getting happy feedback from people with whom I've shared various tips on various boards, LOL! It feels good to make people happy. Really happy, apparently.

I don't mean that to sound snotty or anything. I hope it doesn't come off that way. I'm just somewhat surprised that people have taken suggestions I've made to heart (and elsewhere) and then bothered to give me feedback about it. :-)


In other news, a lot of my blog hits are coming from the
naked rugby picture link. How amusing. No hits from parliament, though, like TG gets.

Now that the Lemony Snicket thing is over, the next looming thing is Bo Dan testing. I think it's 2 weeks from today. Holy crap. I'm good with all the Qs, blocking sets, 4-sided hand techniques, forms, stance sets, self-defense and one-step sparring, but I'm not looking forward to the grueling kick-a-thon. :-P I did find, though, that a white belt may be testing with us. Hallelujah, Jaffar!! That may help take the edge off a wee bit. :) (or else he'll just sacrifice her to the kicking gods :-P ) I find myself wondering what kick he'll have us break with (provided we survive, LOL!) I'm guessing spinning hook.

We're getting a sickening number of political phone calls now that voting day is just around the corner. I've taken to picking up the phone and just yelling "Aaaaaaaaaaagggghhh!" and hanging up (if Caller ID says it's someone I don't know.) But Fal sent me a very amusing alternative idea. I can't get it to link, though. It disappears every time I try.

Maybe this will work.

Last time, the voting sheet was the kind where you fill in the little spaces with a pencil, then feed the sheet into a machine. How does the voting work where you live?

12 comments:

Egan said...

I am a flaming homosexual and a telemarketer.

Candace said...

The guy got pretty upset about the whole murder suspect thing, I thought.

Egan said...

I think he did too. It was pretty clever, but there must be a better way to get back at telemarketers.

Now, I want to learn more about the sex tips thing.

P.S. I'm going to buy a red robe and claws the next time I'm at the mall.

Candace said...

I like the yelling thing. It's far more efficient.

Ha ha!! You'll have to find the boards. ;)

OOOh - claws are always sexy. Meooowwwwwr! So are capes. I can't think of an unsexy cape right now.

tshsmom said...

I've been responding to political calls by telling them I WAS going to vote for their candidate, UNTIL I got their call. ;)

We just got the kind of voting machine you described, for our last election. No hanging chads here.

Candace said...

I wish I could decide whether it was worth wasting my vote on the candidate who has no chance. :-P I'll prolly end up voting for the lesser of the 2 evils who actually have a chance.

Egan said...

You are so aware Candace.

Candace said...

Aren't I just? Sometimes my awareness frightens me. But then I wake up.

Egan said...

Where do you wake up?

Candace said...

It varies.

polyergos said...

At least you wake up. Imagine how Tom Mabe feels now that he's dead.

Candace said...

You know, that's a really good point. I would hate to wake up dead one day. Or with my head sewn to the carpet, for that matter.