Friday, November 17, 2006

OJ Simpson Makes Me Want to

vomit up great chunks of green monkey meat. And I haven't even eaten any green monkeys.

Now he'll be getting even MORE $$ and MORE attention. Can't we just put him on ignore? Notice I have not linked to his crap.

Off to be sick. . .

13 comments:

Egan said...

This is completely assanine. Just boycott the shit out of this and make sure nobody buys that book or watches the movie. I'm annoyed he would do this considering the kids and the Goldman family. What a jackass.

Mama Bird said...

OJ Who?

(I have activated the very handy "delete" button in my brain, you see.)

We now move on to subjects of interest...

Winters said...

The man's an opportunistic little turd.
'Nuff said.

So, C, what are you doing eating green monkey meat? Is it better well done or rare?

kitkat said...

I didn't hear this for myself, but my students informed me of all this OJ crap. I was rather upset. I just have to hope that karma works and that he's just begging for a piano to fall on him or something.

kitkat said...

P.S. I'm getting my mind off this topic by dreaming of the dreamy Daniel Craig who I'll be drooling over on the big screen tonight....

Candace said...

Egan - exactly. But I guess someone who has no problem cutting people's heads off doesn't really care how others feel.

Mama Bird - Hi!! :)

Very effective! I hope the rest of the planet will follow suit.

Winters - Yes. Or a big one.
You pose a good question, and I'm not sure that I can answer that without incriminating myself in some sort of FDA or Federal Trade law violation. But really, considering the Jenni saga and all, I would think you might be an authority on this.

Kitkat - Maybe he'll cut his own head off and write a book about how he did it. I guess he'll have to write the book pre-humously.

Mmmmmmmm. Bond. James Bond. Were we talking about something else before? Nope. Nothing comes to mind. Just Bond. . .

I'm so jealous. I'll be doing red belt class and last minute test prep whilst you are ogling the lovely Daniel Craig.

tshsmom said...

The only bright spot to the story is that the profits from the book will go to his victim's families....I think.

Egan said...

Candace, he was proved innocent in a court of law. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

Trundling Grunt said...

I'm with you. Hand me a green monkey...do they have lots of calories????

Candace said...

Tshsmom - I think you're right. GuTTer MuNKi was telling me that they will get most of the profits. Or maybe they get all.

Egan - Of course, he was also convicted in a civil suit. I can never figure out how the jurors can discount the whole driving around with a gun to his head afterwards. Oh yeah. Those are the actions of an innocent man. *rolleyes*

TG - I believe they are somewhat calorific, but all the cholesterol is "good" cholesterol, so we can knock ourselves out. Can you recommend a wine? I'm a bit stymied since it doesn't fall into either the red or white categories. . .

Egan said...

And you know I was kidding. Those jurors had to be pretty dumb, but sadly that's how our system works.

kitkat said...

And OGLE I did.

Yummy.

Candace said...

Efo - I know. :)
Yep, that's pretty sucky.


Kitkat - LUCKY girl!!! :)