Wednesday, September 20, 2006

My Real Post

OK, something new. Links of the day:

Ron Ruble's site (author of the aforementioned "Dear Alfie.") He's a very cool guy, and a modern-day Renaissance man.

Stuff Mollusc found that is really cool:

Japanese SeizureBots (Do not click this link if you are prone to seizures. I'm not kidding.)

coolest webpage manipulation tool you'll ever see. Vacuum a blog page of all text. Make the baby scribble wherever you want. Nuke a few holes in a page you hate (as long as it's not mine.) Drop Acid Pee everywhere. Have fun!!!111eleventyone!!one!!

Two things to boggle your eyes and mind

And who can resist a cute little fetus? Not me. Mine's Scottish in honour of
Speegle. Be sure to ask Speegle how he feels about haggis! :-)

I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

And I had to get the Pirate, too, so Scotty wouldn't be lonely. Arrr!

OK, now you've got plenty of links to keep you busy/give you seizures/keep you busy having seizures. Thank me whenever. Or thank Mollusc.


Egan said...

I love your posts with tons of text. Why all the links? Is this a new blog direction? If I get a seizure from your blog my attorney will be contacting you soon enough.

Candace said...

Go on. Pick a fetus, any fetus! Poison fetus is cute. Or Emo fetus. Poor Emo fetus. No one wants him.

Mollusc found all these great links. I have no willpower. Plus, some peeps blog at work and need stuff like this to get them through their days. I'm only thinking of my audience.

Candace said...

Plus, I was too lazy to crop and upload pics tonight. Plus, my kids were playing Lego SWII on the picture computer. :-/

kitkat said...

You know, I never thought I was prone to seizures until I visited that site just now. That was disturbing.

Candace said...

It's a bit much, isn't it? But so is Swirly-picture-frame Guy. :-P

Jaichan said...

I've just been fiddling with my blog for the past hour... hahaha. I'm sure there are more than a few people who would like to actually shoot it.
Ah, Jeremy Irons. I love him. But, I saw 'Dead Ringers' when I was 14 and it instilled a life-long fear of twin gynocologists.

Jay said...

I think some of us can more successfully resist a fetus than you can...I mean, fetus. Even the word is creepy.

Candace said...

LOL, Jai! Isn't that a hoot?

I laughed my butt off over yout gynecologist comment. :)

Jay, it's true, I have probably have an abnormally hard time resisting fetuses. Fetuses are all right. It's the foetesus that creep me out. They're more amoeba-like.

Egan said...

Janice said "fiddling".

~d said...

Oh God! Am I the only one with my mind in the gutter! I am like hello! NIPPLES! Yeah! I am way impressed.
Wish my boobs stayed on top of me when I lie flat on my back. (TMI?)

~d said...

I like so totally JUST FOUND OUT about Friend Finder...
Lets just say I did not NOT pay the $12 monthly fee, HOWEVER I did get access to a PW...and man! Is that $#@! real?! WHOA!

Heh heh heh

See more than nipples there, baby! talk about stuff standing STRAIGHT UP!

Winters said...

Hello, C. Jeremy Irons is a fine looking man, and, because I was very rude to miss it;

"Shiver me timbers and avast, me hearty landlubbers!"

Someone get this parrot off my shoulder, please.

Trundling Grunt said...

Seizurebots - epilepsy in disguise!

I remember working with a number of epileptics at Christmas. Someone put in the flashing bulb on the Christmas lights. Big mistake.

Egan said...

Great, the nipples again? Uggg.

Candace said...

~d: Uh? You mean last week's HNT? What's Friend Finder? Sounds dirty, LOL! Maybe it should be called Meat Finder. Or, uh, F--- Finder. ;)

Haha Winters! Can you do a French pirate? (impression I mean, of course) Is that really a parrot on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me? Avast m'hearties! Prepare to be boarded! (not like that, Geez!)

OMG, TG! Seriously. Ouch! NOT cool! That makes a distressingly comic picture in my head. As in Monty Python wicked humour. I am a very bad person. Of course in person it wouldn't be funny in the least.

Efo, I dinna do it!! Look - see? No nipples!! Are nipples ugg? Bummer. I have 2.

Candace said...

Haha Egan! You really are 12 just like the kid in your caricature! Almost missed the fiddling bit.

Egan said...

You're quick chica.

Candace said...

Yep. That's me. Like a rattlesnake. A heavily drugged, half-dead rattlesnake.

I'm listening to a(n awesome) French song right now. So I should get points for that, non?

Egan said...

Mais oui. You're tres hip Candace. I know others have said otherwise, but I think you're on top of things.

Candace said...

Are you calling me a hippie?

Now is the time for me to finish painting my astrological star chart