Wednesday, September 20, 2006

My Real Post

OK, something new. Links of the day:

Ron Ruble's site (author of the aforementioned "Dear Alfie.") He's a very cool guy, and a modern-day Renaissance man.

Stuff Mollusc found that is really cool:

Japanese SeizureBots (Do not click this link if you are prone to seizures. I'm not kidding.)

The
coolest webpage manipulation tool you'll ever see. Vacuum a blog page of all text. Make the baby scribble wherever you want. Nuke a few holes in a page you hate (as long as it's not mine.) Drop Acid Pee everywhere. Have fun!!!111eleventyone!!one!!

Two things to boggle your eyes and mind

And who can resist a cute little fetus? Not me. Mine's Scottish in honour of
Speegle. Be sure to ask Speegle how he feels about haggis! :-)

I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from
Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

And I had to get the Pirate, too, so Scotty wouldn't be lonely. Arrr!







OK, now you've got plenty of links to keep you busy/give you seizures/keep you busy having seizures. Thank me whenever. Or thank Mollusc.

20 comments:

egan said...

I love your posts with tons of text. Why all the links? Is this a new blog direction? If I get a seizure from your blog my attorney will be contacting you soon enough.

C said...

Go on. Pick a fetus, any fetus! Poison fetus is cute. Or Emo fetus. Poor Emo fetus. No one wants him.

Mollusc found all these great links. I have no willpower. Plus, some peeps blog at work and need stuff like this to get them through their days. I'm only thinking of my audience.

C said...

Plus, I was too lazy to crop and upload pics tonight. Plus, my kids were playing Lego SWII on the picture computer. :-/

Anonymous said...

You know, I never thought I was prone to seizures until I visited that site just now. That was disturbing.

C said...

It's a bit much, isn't it? But so is Swirly-picture-frame Guy. :-P

jlmack said...

I've just been fiddling with my blog for the past hour... hahaha. I'm sure there are more than a few people who would like to actually shoot it.
Ah, Jeremy Irons. I love him. But, I saw 'Dead Ringers' when I was 14 and it instilled a life-long fear of twin gynocologists.

Jay said...

I think some of us can more successfully resist a fetus than you can...I mean, fetus. Even the word is creepy.

C said...

LOL, Jai! Isn't that a hoot?

I laughed my butt off over yout gynecologist comment. :)

Jay, it's true, I have probably have an abnormally hard time resisting fetuses. Fetuses are all right. It's the foetesus that creep me out. They're more amoeba-like.

egan said...

Janice said "fiddling".

~d said...

Oh God! Am I the only one with my mind in the gutter! I am like hello! NIPPLES! Yeah! I am way impressed.
Wish my boobs stayed on top of me when I lie flat on my back. (TMI?)

~d said...

AHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF HERE!
I like so totally JUST FOUND OUT about Friend Finder...
Lets just say I did not NOT pay the $12 monthly fee, HOWEVER I did get access to a PW...and man! Is that $#@! real?! WHOA!

Heh heh heh

See more than nipples there, baby! talk about stuff standing STRAIGHT UP!

Anonymous said...

Hello, C. Jeremy Irons is a fine looking man, and, because I was very rude to miss it;

"Shiver me timbers and avast, me hearty landlubbers!"

Someone get this parrot off my shoulder, please.

Trundling Grunt said...

Seizurebots - epilepsy in disguise!

I remember working with a number of epileptics at Christmas. Someone put in the flashing bulb on the Christmas lights. Big mistake.

egan said...

Great, the nipples again? Uggg.

C said...

~d: Uh? You mean last week's HNT? What's Friend Finder? Sounds dirty, LOL! Maybe it should be called Meat Finder. Or, uh, F--- Finder. ;)

Haha Winters! Can you do a French pirate? (impression I mean, of course) Is that really a parrot on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me? Avast m'hearties! Prepare to be boarded! (not like that, Geez!)

OMG, TG! Seriously. Ouch! NOT cool! That makes a distressingly comic picture in my head. As in Monty Python wicked humour. I am a very bad person. Of course in person it wouldn't be funny in the least.

Efo, I dinna do it!! Look - see? No nipples!! Are nipples ugg? Bummer. I have 2.

C said...

Haha Egan! You really are 12 just like the kid in your caricature! Almost missed the fiddling bit.

egan said...

You're quick chica.

C said...

Yep. That's me. Like a rattlesnake. A heavily drugged, half-dead rattlesnake.

I'm listening to a(n awesome) French song right now. So I should get points for that, non?

egan said...

Mais oui. You're tres hip Candace. I know others have said otherwise, but I think you're on top of things.

C said...

Are you calling me a hippie?

Now is the time for me to finish painting my astrological star chart