I did manage not to crash the dog, which is more than can be said for my last kite-flying experience. So really, I guess they're almost completely dissimilar experiences, with the exception of the fact that both have you and another entity pulling against each other on a long string.
Remember back when I was learning to walk? Well, no sashaying for me, now. After Thursday's foot smash, I've developed a very sexy limp. So I've got that going for me. GuTTer MuNKi* also got a major knee to the thigh muscle injury (not from me!) so he's gimpy, too.
And now, Elf porn**
*Why, Mr. Connery? Why??
**"Leatherlas" *giggle* "Legstat" *snigger* I am easily amused.
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That was the most amazingly described dissimilar experience ever.
wow. Im in s state on unrest. jays got it right on her comment. It is useless for me to try and figure it out.
great post.,honestly it made me go WTF???
May I just say, that was some funny ass shit there, kites and dogs, whew.
You slay me
It's even MORE fun with a 75 lb "kite"! Aren't you glad you don't have to take cats for a walk? ;)
I'm never clicking on another "GutterMunkee" link again.
Jay, I'm still reeling from the experience itself, let alone attempting to describe it.
Strow, thank you. I think. . .LOL!
Logo, thanks. Maybe you can give me some pointers on dog-walking for next time. Like "never walk a terrier." :-P
TSmom - OMG, I can't imagine trying with a big one. Next time we babysit, I'm buying one of those nose-leashes.
Egan - **cackle cackle cackle** No way could I witness that atrocity and not share my extreme discomfort with all those near and/or dear to me.
Never again.
mmmm orlando bloom is so yummy...for a second I was picturing midget porn, but it is quite different than elf porn! hehe
That Connery pic is priceless. Thank you for making me giggle.
Egan, now I can post all the boobie pics I want and you will never, ever see them. Muahahahaha!!!!
Slade, yes, it's QUITE different. I was afraid to click the link when I first found it, but it's quite different than what I feared I might find, LOL!
Jai - is that not the most chunder-worthy Connery picture ever? I mean, the man is HAWT, but even *he* can not pull off that look. I was hoping that maybe it was Photoshopped, and I still hold onto a modicum of hope that it could be, but I fear that it is probably not.
You are correct Candace. I will never see your pasty white boobies, you pert boob.
Yeah, the nose-leash works so well that I'm thinking of getting one for L. ;)
LOL, Egan! You make them sound so, uh, appealing. :-P Pert is such a great word.
TSmom - HAHAHAHA!!! :-) I can only think of one place to put it where it might fit, LOL!
Crap, I clicked on that Gutter Monkeyyy link again. Shitfire.
What were you thinking?!?!? Printing off a piccy for your tailor?
I keep going back out of morbid curiosity. I always wish I hadn't.
I can't
shake
the image of
Connery and
his boots
It's permanently etched into my mind. But for you, it seems it's for a different reason.
Someone's liking Sir Connery and his, um, foxy red diaper a little "too much".
My mom always said Sean Connery would make a sexy corpse. I'm going to make her look at this picture and say "Really? Really mom?" Second thought...I'll let her have her dreams. Bad enough mine are shot to hell because of that picture.
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