In a stupefying fit of complete lackidaisicalness, I give you my favourite Zen Sarcams:
~ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
~ The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
~ It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
~ Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
~ Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
~ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
~ If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
~ A closed mouth gathers no foot.
~ Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
~ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~ Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Oh yeah. We saw Premonition last night. Ehhhhh.
I didn't like it even though it was well-made, had great acting, interesting plot etc, because I thought it was a shitty ending. If you've seen it or are never going to see it, I'll tell you why. On the plus side, though, there was some nice eye candy for both MuNKi and myself.
In other news that blasted tooth fairy forgot Fishy's tooth last night. Fortunately for her, so did he. So, crafty being that she is, she did the switch in the afternoon, and then innocently asked whether he'd thought to check under his pillow. Score: Mama - 1 CRS Diesease - a big fat ZERO.