Wednesday, May 17, 2006

2 Truths and a Fib

This is about Fibs, so I've settled on 13 of them to be appropriate. (1,1,2,3,5,8. . .) That means 26 truths, and 26 is not a Fib #, which is also appropriate. They are presented in groups of 3 (a Fib but also a Fact, LOL!) For every group of 3, there will be 2 Facts and 1 Fib.

1) I don't type properly with all the right fingers in the right places
2) My middle name starts with Q
3) My initial college coursework was in Computer Science

4) I've gone on 1 date in my life and not with my husband
5) My last child was born at home between the fireplace and the Christmas tree
6) The doctor just made it for the birth of my 3rd child

7) I once punched a clown at Dh's office party
8) I've spoken with Douglas Adams
9) I stayed at
Bradley Grieve's house (aka The Blue Day Book guy)

10) I failed 3rd grade art class
11) I had a torrid affair with a university professor
12) My high school graduation was on my 17th birthday

13) I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue
14) I've only ever bonked one guy
15) I love Catcher in the Rye

16) I used to fix military jets
17) I once worked at a rat farm
18) I worked one summer as a boobie drinks girl at a golf course

19) I accidentally ended up in the classes for problem children in 8th grade
20) My left elbow is the wrong shape due to an accident when I was 8
21) I was hit by a car while trying to unicycle in a parking lot

22) I can sleep anywhere, including attached by a comm cord to a running jet
23) I once went to the wrong final exam in Univ but was too embarrassed to leave, so signed a false name and took the test anyway (Organic Chem)
24) The car broke down on the way to my last university final and I was 1/2 an hour late

25) I once shot "Expert Marksman" with a rifle not my own
26) I once chased down a pursesnatcher (he was apprehended but not by me)
27) I kicked a guy in the nuts once. On purpose. He deserved it.

28) I've been on the USS Enterprise
29) I met "Scotty" once at a convention in Indiana
30) I played "God" in a school play in grade school and felt it was sacrilegious but did what I was told. I got a big laugh and was shocked at the audience's lack of respect.

31) I was once attacked by monkeys
32) I was once attacked by a clown
33) I once fed a popsicle to a bear cub

34) My kids and I hold the record at the DeForest, WI library for # of books checked out
35) Our local library has waived the 100 book per card limit for us on several occasions because we're homeschoolers
36) I've never had a late book fine

37) I gave formula to one or more of my children one or more times
38) Cloth diapers all the way, baby!
39) I heart my
Diva cup and don't know what I'd do without it (boys and squeamish girls ought not to click)

Bonus Round:

A) I'd tag you but fear your wrath
B) I live to annoy you - my other persona is Internet Troll
C) I'm too lazy to come up with something clever for C


Anonymous said...

I hope the one about you playing God is true. And we think doctors are bad!

Okay, here are a couple guesses:

#2 is a fib
#5 is a fib
#9 is a fib (because I don't know who that is!)
#11 is a fib

How did I do? You'll have to tell us the answers!

Jaichan said...

I really, really hope number seven is true.
If it is, I will worship you forever.

Candace said...

Kitkat, I fixed the link. He's hot. ;-)

Answers will be forthcoming after others have had a shot at it. :-)

Jaichan, you're definitely my kind of people, LOL!

jackt said...

I would play, but I forgot all the lessons I learned at Princeton Review about how to eliminate answers on multiple choice tests. And since you lose a point if you guess wrong, I will refrain from guessing at all. :)

Candace said...

Oh, come on Jack! You get a point for just trying. And extra credit for tighty-whitey lightsaber vids. ;-) No points deducted for wrong guesses. A fresh Ewok pelt to the winner. :-P Scratch that - an urn with a clown's ashes to the winner. }:-)

Toby said...

Wow, I havent read or listened to more hearsay since jury dooty.

I'm guilty.

Candace said...

Did you serve with Paulie Shore? Did you hang the jury? The defendant? The judge? A moon?

tshsmom said...

2, 4, 9, 11, 15, 17, 21, 23, 25, 29, 32, 36, 37, B

Do we get stories with the correct answers? Some of those must have some hilarious explainations.

GuTTer MuNKi said...

Wow! A test that I know all the answers to - that never happens. Don't worry about #11 though. She was so hot I would have done her too.

Candace said...

OMG just when I think you can't stoop ANY lower, you slither through the gutter grate and sink to new, as yet unexplored depths. And yes, I'm fully aware that you are thinking lecherous thoughts about plumbing deeper depths and all that because, let's face it,you aren't really man's best friend, or even woman's. Nohohohoooo; you're one of those sewer raccoons masquerading as a dog, aren't you? And that's why the raccoons are always knocking at the back door (stop it, none of that, you!) They don't want food. They want you to come play - to slither the sewer with them looking for new muck to dredge up.


What was I gonna say?
Oh yeah, whaddya mean "would have?" }:-)

Candace said...

Holy Cow, TShsmom!! You have a lot of those right!!!

Yes, stories will also be forthcoming if folks really want to know, LOL!

GuTTer MuNKi said...

Shazzam! An avatar is born...

Candace said...

LOL! Gotta love anyone with that kind of night vision. :-) Bet you could find anything in the dark.

Yeesh we're gonna scare peeople away.

GuTTer MuNKi said...

Oh piffle! People don't read my comments. Do they? Damn. OK, I'll just knock at the back door and come to bed.

Not necessarily in that order.

Ooh, I crack me up.

Candace said...

I hope you've had your rabies and distemper shots. Does this mean I should go get a bag of Cheetos™?

I caught that. Don't hate puns quite as much as you let on, do you?

If you can't find me, I've joined Moody in the trunk.

GuTTer MuNKi said...

No prob. You could survive for weeks on the toys in there.

Candace said...

I think I'll get the Cheetos™ for ME then. And a few Pepsis or something. And now you've scared absolutely anyone else away who might possibly have thought of commenting.

Pass me some reading material.

jackt said...

Here you go. Fear my wrath.

Jay said...

I really hope the birth between the fireplace and christmas tree is true, although I suspect that all the best stories are just that. Sigh.

polyergos said...

Coming from you, it's all true. Eventually.

A Table 42

Slade said...

I would totally believe that all of these are true...hehe

you better post the story about getting beat up by the clown

Egan said...

I utterly confused by the rules. They're all fibs right?

Candace said...

Sorry Egan, LOL! No, only one in every group of three is a fib.