2 Truths and a Fib

This is about Fibs, so I've settled on 13 of them to be appropriate. (1,1,2,3,5,8. . .) That means 26 truths, and 26 is not a Fib #, which is also appropriate. They are presented in groups of 3 (a Fib but also a Fact, LOL!) For every group of 3, there will be 2 Facts and 1 Fib.

1) I don't type properly with all the right fingers in the right places
2) My middle name starts with Q
3) My initial college coursework was in Computer Science

4) I've gone on 1 date in my life and not with my husband
5) My last child was born at home between the fireplace and the Christmas tree
6) The doctor just made it for the birth of my 3rd child

7) I once punched a clown at Dh's office party
8) I've spoken with Douglas Adams
9) I stayed at Bradley Grieve's house (aka The Blue Day Book guy)

10) I failed 3rd grade art class
11) I had a torrid affair with a university professor
12) My high school graduation was on my 17th birthday

13) I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue
14) I've only ever bonked one guy
15) I love Catcher in the Rye

16) I used to fix military jets
17) I once worked at a rat farm
18) I worked one summer as a boobie drinks girl at a golf course

19) I accidentally ended up in the classes for problem children in 8th grade
20) My left elbow is the wrong shape due to an accident when I was 8
21) I was hit by a car while trying to unicycle in a parking lot

22) I can sleep anywhere, including attached by a comm cord to a running jet
23) I once went to the wrong final exam in Univ but was too embarrassed to leave, so signed a false name and took the test anyway (Organic Chem)
24) The car broke down on the way to my last university final and I was 1/2 an hour late

25) I once shot "Expert Marksman" with a rifle not my own
26) I once chased down a pursesnatcher (he was apprehended but not by me)
27) I kicked a guy in the nuts once. On purpose. He deserved it.

28) I've been on the USS Enterprise
29) I met "Scotty" once at a convention in Indiana
30) I played "God" in a school play in grade school and felt it was sacrilegious but did what I was told. I got a big laugh and was shocked at the audience's lack of respect.

31) I was once attacked by monkeys
32) I was once attacked by a clown
33) I once fed a popsicle to a bear cub

34) My kids and I hold the record at the DeForest, WI library for # of books checked out
35) Our local library has waived the 100 book per card limit for us on several occasions because we're homeschoolers
36) I've never had a late book fine

37) I gave formula to one or more of my children one or more times
38) Cloth diapers all the way, baby!
39) I heart my Diva cup and don't know what I'd do without it (boys and squeamish girls ought not to click)

Bonus Round:

A) I'd tag you but fear your wrath
B) I live to annoy you - my other persona is Internet Troll
C) I'm too lazy to come up with something clever for C