I got this picture (and a bunch of others I have queued up in case this goes over well) at a site called This is Broken, on their "Just For Fun" page.
In the interest of preempting horrible, bitter, ugly revenge, here is a better picture of my sis:
I planted a bunch of lavender today. Mmmmmmm. Did you know that lavender affects lions like catnip affects kitties? (No, not boobies, Egan!) And then I planted some Russian Sage. It's like regular sage, but you water it with vodka or it will break into the garage and drink all the Antifreeze.
The Boy is an engineer-in-the-making. I thought it was time to put away the sleds, but I was wrong. He obviously needed at least one sled to build this:
I got down all the kids' bikes from their hooks in the garage ceiling (at great peril to my own life and limb - especially the latter) fired up the air compressor and got everyone bike-capable. It went surprisingly well and we didn't even have to call in the German Coastguard. (just FTR spellcheck thought that should be the German Chastisers, LOL!)