I thought that might be an amusing Google search. Some of the results:
**Candace hates pink. (not true)
**Candace hates men for how stupid they are. (no, Candace loves men!)
**Candace hates the food (actually, I love most foods)
**Candace hates when people call her “Candy Girl”. (not true!It's kinda nice, actually)
**Candace hates endless chatter. (not if it's intelligent)
**Candace hates being snuck up on and tenses up when anyone gets into her personal space or touches her without permission. (That rarely happens, but I usually find it exhilarating. Don't you? At least after the loud screaming part.)
**Candace hates the smell of fresh baked bread. (OK, well that was actually true for a long time. I once changed a diaper while babysitting that smelled just like fresh-baked bread. It was slimy and green and I had a bad smell association for along time. All gone now, though.)
**Candace hates you (there are a lot of those! But I don't hate you. Really.)
**Candace hates me (um, I don't know what to say to that - sounds kinds psycho)
**Candace hates the Backstreet Boys. (well that's prolly true.)
What does Google think *you* hate?
Can you tell I'm putting off that basement thing? "Down once more to the dungeon of my black despair. . ." Nope - better make some fudge first. Much more appealing.