I followed Kitkat's highly entertaining lead and Googled "Candace looks like." Some of the best:
**Candace looks like she spends many a Friday night getting drunk with friends in a Hardee's parking lot.
**Candace looks like she could kick my ass. (tee hee!)
**Candace, looks like a very sweet mare! (um. . .)
**Candace looks like she's 17 (OK!)
**Candace looks like she's gonna be a keeper (how sweet)
**Candace looks like an angel (awww. . .)
**Candace looks like canned ass (this is how she got nicknamed "SPAM" apparently. . .)
**Candace looks like a man (urgh!)
**Candace looks like a 40 year old porn star (Ouch!)
**Candace looks like a dude (I don't like this trend. . .)
**Candace looks like the devil with her red eyes!! (So I've got THAT going for me.)
What do you look like?
2 comments:
Heh - I followed your advice... "looks like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit"
Thanks for the smile! Needed it.
This is really funny. It makes me wonder what people are saying about each other, but I do have to admire the specificity sometimes--getting drunk in a Hardee's parking lot??? Genius.
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