Friday, January 06, 2006

Note to Self - #2

Have klaxxon and flashing red light removed from ALL bathroom doors. Who put those there? And WHY?!?!?

I can be doing whatever and the children will be fine, but Heaven forbid I should need a moment alone in the bathroom, because that's when all hell is going to break loose and I will be in SUDDEN and URGENT demand. Children will be rampaging around the house shouting, "Mama? Mama!!!!! Mama!!!!" things will break, messes will be made - not just the normal ones, but specfreakinTACular messes - crises will ensue, limbs will be lost. . . It's nearly as bad as when I'm on the phone. So will whoever put those blasted things up please come and take them away?!?

Other Notes to Self:
Note to Self #1
Note to Self #3

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